Finally, Purrkins said, "I think we had bettah go out now, Pit-Paht. I heard the neighbor come and go, so obviously she did not search for us. Ha! How clevah we are, Pit-Paht!" -from A Tale of Tails

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About Purrkins

Purrkins

This is Purrkins’ personal webpage. Purrkins is a very large cat who is a brown tabby. He weighs 22 pounds! He has long, fluffy fur and talks with a drawling accent. He makes himself the boss most of the time because he is a very large cat, and Pit-Pat is a very small one; and therefore Purrkins has the upper hand in their relationship.

Purrkins’ Favorite Things To Do:

- Nap

- Get into mischief (he calls it “hahving fun“)

- Think of ways to get into mischief

- Patronize Pit-Pat

- Talk

Here are Pit-Pat’s thoughts on Purrkins:

Hi, I’m Pit-Pat and thith ith what I think about P-Purrkinth: He’th n-n-nithe motht of the time, and he hath a lot of good ideath about how to have fun; b-but thometimeth he botheth me around a-and chatheth m-me. He ith very fat and lathy, exthept when he wantth to have fun - then he ith w-w-wide awake.

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(Here’s the translation of Pit-Pat’s thoughts, in case you couldn’t read it -

Hi, I’m Pit-Pat and this is what I think about Purrkins: He’s nice most of the time, and he has a lot of good ideas about how to have fun; but sometimes he bosses me around and chases me. He is very fat and lazy, except when he wants to have fun - then he is wide awake.)